There was a thread a while back where we were we all riffing on the start-of-fight monologues in some fighting games. Someone took all of our suggestions and created a randomizer out of all the lines everyone wrote. That randomizer did numbers in the FGC.

Every now and then, my own joke comes back across my desk, and unfortunately, people think it was created by the randomizer. It made it into the description and the comments of this video someone made about it. I've had friends send it to me on discord cause they saw it and thought I'd like it. People have voiced it. Multiple times!.

AND IT WAS ME, LION_OBRIAN! I WROTE THAT! MWA HA HA HA HA!