What’s your most cringeworthy or hilarious sex story?

(Everytime I try to be seductive it ends in us laughing but this one time..) So my bf and I were hanging out, cuddling on the couch, being touchy etc, and he was eating chocolate pudding. I was laying against his chest and wearing a low cut top and he accidentally dropped pudding on my chest and then proceeded to lean over and slowly lick it off. He then proceeded to "accidentally" drip pudding on me and lick it off (all fun and hot right?) Next thing ya know we're up in his room and naked (still with the chocolate pudding) and in my head I have this picture of me doing what he was doing and looking incredibly sexy while doing it so I take the pudding cup from him and totally blank..and put the entire pudding cup on his erect penis. Like just inserting his penis into the pudding. It was a fucking mess but he just laughed.

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