If only the people who need to see this type of information were the kind of people who paid attention to the news or Reddit...

If I could make a couple of wishes come true, I'd wish:

1) If you HAVE to do fireworks in the street in front of your house, don't launch any that go above 15 feet and then explode, dropping hot sparks onto whatever they're over. I don't want my roof to catch on fire thanks to you.

2) Clean up all the leftover paper and debris. We shouldn't have to live with your mess for days or weeks until it gets washed into the bayous via the storm sewers.

3) Don't keep firing off noisy shit after around 10 PM on work nights. Maybe you don't have to work in the morning, but some of us do.