What is the scariest moment you've experienced on the toilet?

Never experienced any kind of butt problems. I pooped and when I got up I looked in the bowl and it was bright red. Like the whole bowl is filled with blood red. I was at work and I freaked out. I called my doctors office for an emergency appointment telling them I was hemorrhaging. I had to tell my boss what was up to get to go to the doctor and I was light headed from the blood loss. I left work and was heading to the doctor when I thought to call my gf to tell her that I was probably dying. As soon as I told her what was going on she busted out laughing. She asked me if I remembered that red velvet cake from the night before. Her poop and toilet water were red too. Called the doctor and they still wanted a stool sample. Haven’t loved it down wit h my boss.

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