A half-dead looking person dressed in cheap business-casual clothing with a belt barely hanging on to keep the beer gut in check huffing while zombie-ing to the 9-5 office (no overtime approved, but must work overtime anyways) to appease his corporate master who did not approve his vacation time for 5 years all while thinking about how his mediocre wages are not enough for basics, how his marriage is on the brink of collapse, how his kids are ungrateful, and what caliber bullet is good enough for a quick, clean end, but is interrupted by the sound of his Miller Lite can opening. A common noise it makes is a "damn millenials..." phrase following by various other noises similar to what is heard on Fox News