What screams “this person peaked in high school” to you?

My best example The Mean Girls (who actually weren’t all that mean, at least to me anyway) who are in the Blah-ville HS Class of 89 facebook group (set up to coordinate reunions but has turned into ‘my next ex-husband hunting ground’). 30+ years on, they’re largely the same and/or reliving HS through kids and in some cases grandkids. Some of them commented how “great” i look, and am I coming to (whatever function) because I’d LOVE to see you. Hint hint hint.

Umm, i was a well liked nerd in HS who grew up to be a moderately successful single guy who has aged well, so I guess I’d be a bit of a catch for the Your Future Ex-Wife crowd… but check my facebook page to see pictures of me with my boyfriend before throwing your cat at me.

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