What is the shittiest advice you've ever gotten?

Someone in my family in 1996: "The Internet is just a fad, it will never be used by common people, go to bartending school. Learn how to make drinks, not websites. LOL, get real! Grow up!"

Same person 10 years later: "Why are you starting a business in "social media," it's just a fad for lonely losers! Yes, you were right about the web, but... no one is going to share their locations, happenings, or snapshots on the web for fun. 'Oh look, here's where i went for dinner, here's a pic of what i ate!' -- you're so silly LOL"

Same person ten years later: "Really, you're interested in global eCommerce? You really think everyone in China is going to start shopping online!? Pfft, idiot LOL"

Cut to me making an inspiring speech here, fade in "My Way" instrumental...

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