What is the shittiest advice you've ever gotten?

Same thing here. Mon said to let it go. I actually did. For 19 days and then followed him hone from school. The first arrow got him in the upper shoulder. A car was coming down the alleyway so I had to kick him in between two dumpsters. He started crying out in pain but I took sone random garbage and jammed it down his throat. This alone made him vomit. Twice since it went right back down before coming back up. He spit everything out and just lay out on the ground in pure exhaustion. A few quick kicks to the ribs and he was out. The hardest part was getting his fat as in the grocery stores compactor at the very end of alleyway. It was a Chinese one so they always left it one. Anyway, that was that.

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