In what small, meaningless ways do you rebel?

I HATED my boss at my old call center job. She was a micro-managing bitch who seemed to delight in harassing me for some reason (as in I got screamed at at least once a week for "infractions" that other people did, but never got punished for), and right when I started working there, she found out she was pregnant, meaning she was an even bigger bitch.

I wasn't allowed to do anything at my desk that was mentally stimulating - just stare at my screen for eight hours like a good drone. I would tear up sheets of paper to cure my boredom - tear them into pieces that were about 1/4 the size of a fingernail, if not smaller. Yeah, I was thorough. Then I'd put the scraps in the recycling bin when it was full to the brim. My boss would always take the paper bin out and when she did, all that homemade confetti would go flying everywhere and her bloated pregnant ass would have to bend over and pick it up, or at least she'd have to go out of her way to go get the vacuum cleaner.

She deserved it. She embezzled over $120,000 from a small family-owned business because they didn't pay her enough. Meanwhile, this call center I worked for got into trouble when the Department of Labor found out they were paying us less than minimum wage because we had to clock out any time we left our work stations, even if it was to pee or get a snack. I don't know what labor laws are like in other states, but here, any break shorter than 20 minutes long had to be paid.

Also, after driving for several years in my mother's car (with her always having to be in it while I drive) and her being a horrible backseat driver and bitching when I dared drive the speed limit (I was only allowed to drive 5-10 mph below it), I drive like a maniac whenever I can now that I have my own car. I got to experience driving at 100 mph a few months ago and it made me so happy.

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