• Anyone (not just kids) who says “NeMo FiSh” or “DoRy” at aquariums, and never end up looking into what their true names are. They’re fucking called CLOWN FISH and TANGS, and they’re labeled besides the tanks. It’s not that hard to know what they’re really called instead of always referencing a stupid movie.

I don’t go around calling starfish “oh look, it’s Patrick!” or pit bulls “Spike”. They have names! Yes, I’ll reference them here and there, but a lot of people don’t bother to acknowledge their actual names anymore.

• People who cannot para properly within the lot spaces. Yes, I’m talking about those who directly park on top of the lines, and then gave the audacity to get mad when someone parks right next to their driver side and makes it difficult to fit them to get in (I do tus deliberately). Get mad all you want, it’s not my problem you can’t park like a decent person.