Andy for walking like Morpheus in Walmart while wearing a bandanna and a leather trench coat back when the Matrix was popular. Dude, just stop. No one thinks you're cool. You just looked like a damn jackass. You'd probably be on that "idiots at Walmart site" today.
James for being a neckbeard. He wore ill-fitting t-shirts and didn't cut his hair, groom his facial hair, and looked like he didn't bathe for days at a time.
Nico for being a lazy fucking prick. This guy was a temp last year and literally spent the entire day on Imgur. I didn't care if he would do it in the downtime of the day, but he would ignore actual work to browse the internet. He was also an annoying little shit, and I wanted to punch his damn face in every day too. Fuck, I hate that guy.
Drew for being almost too much like Nico. Only thing is, Drew was actually nice, but he would use his phone all damn day and say everything is "Awesome" all the damn time while showing us creeper-pics of girls he's slept with. That and he would announce spoilers for anything without warning; goddamn prick.
Nick. Bro, you're my bro, but please stop making weird ass waving gestures, and winking at me, and all that weird shit in public. Nick and I have a strange sense of humor with one another, but it has its time and place. Also, we're both grown ass men; stop showing me pictures of memes off Facebook. No one fucking cares.
Jesse for having a black-and-white, with-me-or-against-me type of personality. He hated our boss and constantly would try to get me to challenge BossMan on ideas and principles. I didn't like everything BossMan did and said, but he was BossMan for a reason. Being a bitch about every little thing wasn't going to get us anywhere. We eventually got into it over something so damn trivial and he absolutely refused to even talk to me for months.
My uncle for beating a complete fucking deadbeat. He has three kids that my mom, aunt, and grandparents raise. It's ridiculous. I'm sorry, but some people shouldn't be allowed to breed.
Don't wear tighty whities . Just don't. That shit isn't cool.