What is something that you regretted doing immediately after you did it?

5'7 college freshman, virgin geek here. Not fat or anything, but definitely a "studies while eating Doritos" bit of a chubby belly.

I was at a nature preserve, all alone at like 7 am one weekday this summer.

I texted my friend Ashley, and showed her a picture of the view, which was breathtaking.

She wrote back "Strip naked."

I said "What?!"

She said "You heard me. All your clothes. Off. Now. And then walk up to the lake, and look around."

Looking both ways, and blushing like crazy...I actually did it.

I got down to nothing but my boxers, and I took a deep breath, and removed them.

I walked up to the lake, and looked back.

The gorgeous trees. Leaves all vivid colors.

The wonderful smells of flowers. The cool breeze.

And there I am, in the nude.

Buck naked, in fact.

Even more naked than the trees, which are "clothed" with leaves.

More naked than Adam in the Garden of Eden, who at least had a fig leaf.

I truly felt vulnerable, and in awe.

I felt a breeze across my white bubble butt behind me and felt just how completely naked, and exposed, I was in nature.

I even walked around the entire lake, drinking it all in. Totally naked.

My feet in the grass.

My admittedly (since it's a throwaway lol) small penis and balls, flapping unprotected as I walked.

And then I finally went back to my clothes.

They were gone.

Everything.

All my clothes. My wallet. My identification. My phone. My keys!!!

All gone!

I was stranded as naked as an animal.

I suddenly blushed as red as a cherry, covered my penis in shame and hid behind a tree.

As bare as can be, I had to streak naked through the trails until I found a park ranger's station, with an "Oh baby, nice ASS!" from a laughing 40+ year old hiking woman on my way, and tell my story to a laughing ranger who asked why I didn't stay out there longer to get a tan.

I was sent home in a cop car wearing just a blanket and my landlord had to let me in.

By far the most humiliating experience of my life, and Ashley found it freaking hysterical.

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