What is something you’ve done intoxicated that you’d never do sober?

Well I went to the bar by myself the other night because I was feeling mentally wore out from work and it was packed full of rowdy college kids but the bartender knew me and gave me strong drinks. Well I stayed awhile til close (got there rather late due to my work) and everyone seemed to be paired up. I didnt give a shit, I wasnt there for that but a woman comes up to me saying "I've been looking at you all night but I guess i gotta come over to you." and tying that it out makes it sound like she wasnt super friendly. She was asking me where I'm going and I just say "I'm hungry so I'm going home." And she was like "....oh." If I was sober I would have realized what was happening I guess.

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