Sometimes, me and this other human, we like to undress, then we like to interlink organs in our body that have openings and ate capable of secreting bodily fluids. They are located, uncomfortably, near the center of mass of our bodies and are hardly controlsble. Then we bump our pelvises one against the other and grunt and girate. Sometimes our joints hurt, it gets too hot, and sometimes the clinging if sweaty skin to skin causes fart noises. This is extremely dangerous, and can result in a process that lastsmonths, causes great agony and deforms the body, has a substantial risk of death, and will almost surely severely hurt our financial status.

Still, we do it, repeatedly, because parts of it feel nice for a few seconds.