3. What is the stupidest thing you have ever done to yourself? And why?

What is the stupidest thing you have ever done to yourself? And why?

I'm such a clumsy ditz!

But ya, once while playing around with isotopes and what not in the lab, I stuck my head in a particle beam accelerator...

Beam went right through my brain at nearly the speed of light.

Oh wait... wait... sorry... that wasn't me... that was Anatoli Bugorski. My head actually got stuck in a printing press, but the whole beam thing that was Anatoli--that crazy guy! Sometimes I get our stories confused... and...

And... Wait... where was I? Oh ya... my head...

Ya, my head getting slammed by a printing press... So yes, there I was one day checking the machine, when suddenly-

/r/AskReddit Thread
Previous
Next

Recently removed from /r/AskReddit

If you were in charge, how would you solve America’s mass shooting problem without it devolving into further violence or chaos? How have you almost died? [serious] What is the worst physical pain you have ever experienced? What are you extraordinarily good at and how did you get that way? US military veterans and active personell who still support the GOP after 217 out of 222 republicans voted to cut veterans care. Why? What is the most interesting story you have of an ancestor (past your parent’s generation)? What should be the 8th deadly sin? What’s something that changed/disappeared because of Covid that still hasn’t returned? In honor of Jerry Springers passing, what's the most Jerry Springer situation you have witnessed or experienced in real life? What’s something that changed/disappeared because of Covid that still hasn’t returned? Women of Reddit, what are some safety precautions/tips that you would highly recommend for any woman who is going on a date? What’s a life-saving tip you think everyone should know? What is the biggest secret you've ever kept from your family? divorced people of reddit, when did you know it was over? [serious] What is the biggest secret you've ever kept from your family?

More Random Comments

I fucking hate 'ex truscum' posts First Contact, Except the Alien Started Browsing 4-Chan Lean FIRE while partner still works? Daily Questions & FAQ Megathread (Sep 11) God Has No Place in Supreme Court Opinions Rule To all the people who are angry about God of War Ragnorok having large Thor and a Black Character, You would always find something to bitch about. Except now you believe you have an exuse to be a bigot. So what's your horror story pitches! Just got prescribed Xanax for anxiety, how has it helped you? LDS Church tells California leaders to not approve religious exemption to COVID-19 vaccine mandates Saturday Predictions / Favorite Trainees / Top 9 / Combination Mission + Creation Mission Team Discussion (210911) It's official: Days Inn to become 85 permanent housing units for chronically homeless This is the escalator in my building What sounds extremely wrong, but is actually correct? The moment George Bush learned 9/11 happened while reading at an elementary school.