What was the stupidest thing you have said/done during sex?

My boyfriend had been asking for awhile for me to let him try some anal play, honestly it didn’t appeal to me so I kept turning him down. Eventually, after years of him asking, I ended up agreeing to let him to try something with my small vibrator. Now, if you’ve even had anal toys you probably know you should never use anything unless it has a flared edge. Neither of us had ever done anything like this so we were left unaware. So he starts using the toy and not even a minute in I suddenly hear him gasp, “Uh Oh.” He had lost his grip on the vibrator and it was now lost, in my butt, still on. We both started panicking, and I was imagining having to go to the hospital or something to get this removed. He’s attempting to calm me down but tbh he wasn’t much better off. He decides the best course of act would be me trying to push it out, as if I was pooping. Now here I am squatting on my bed attempting to get this STILL on vibrator out of my body. After a few attempts and a lot of pain, I was able to squeeze it out, along with a sizable turd, on to my bed. I was crying pain and so embarrassed, and to top it all off there was blood. Needless to say, never again.

TLDR; boyfriend lost a toy in my ass and I had to poop it out.

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