What is the stupidest way you got a scar?

My dad was peeling potatoes so I, being a goddamn genius, decide it's a good idea to lightly punch him while he's doing this because we do that sometimes and he peels off some of my skin. Still to this day I say "my dad cut me with a potato peeler" and then elaborate that it was my fault..

Oh and while I was getting out of the bath I went to the kitchen because my sister wants to use the bathroom alone, so of course in the narrow hallway that we have jam packed with laundry stuff and a massive painting that looks like if you mix too many colors together (held on a very thin string/nails, you can tell we're all very smart people) anyway while I'm going to the kitchen my sister pushes me into the painting and it drops on my foot and she complains I was in the way. Love her logic sometimes.

Not scars but honorable mentions: I climbed our trash can box thing and grabbed a tree branch, it broke off, I fell, hit my arm on something. My arm was bent like a cartoony hill and I cried like a bitch- they photoshopped my school picture for some reason because of that.

Just yesterday I was going down my nightmare steps, they're uneven and everyone hates them- well I fell down them. I was falling forward but then grabbed something just in time to switch directions to fall on my back, I scared the shit out of my mom who was working and then I walked in like "Want anything?" Then the ankle pain kicked in.

I'm certain there are more legendary stories of injuries/stupid shit I've done, but luckily those are the main things I've done to injure myself. There might be one where I miraculously came out unscathed from being hit by a four wheeler while on a trampoline.

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