aw mate i nicked me grandmas ipad (don't tell her lol) and i been making proper tunes on garageband innit uncle steve loves em when he's on the mandy so i'm gonna play em at sarah's party tomorrow and see if people will freestyle on em innit so yeah use garageband innit it's well sick you just like make a drum beat and record something off the ipads mic and you can make proper bangers innit how do i get my ex girlfriend back do you think she'd like my beats do you think sarah would like them? i don't know what to do. they're banger they are though, swear down. mate i'll freestyle now while typing this. my name's wayne and i cause pain, so insane, brain, membrane, yeah, i'm walking down the street, stomping my feet. do you think sarah likes freestyling? soundcloud: 420bigwayne69 but yeah garageband is the way to go mate. aw mate, can I have a cig? Sorry I just saw you had baccy and I left mine at home innit. aw thanks mate. give it here then. sound as a pound. mate, I'd be careful man cause I could smell weed all the way down the corridor, or are all your mates sound with it. Oh they are? no one cares? aw sweet. so you just blaze up here then? mate how often do you smoke? oh you were about to have one now. i would join you but i've not got the money. are you sure? aw, thanks man. mate, make it faaaat. go on. how are we gonna get high off that much? come on man. yeah that's better. mate you should put the whole bag in. go on. mate, i knew you were sound, we're gonna be best friends. nice one mate. i want to smoke a joint so big it's the size of a trolls finger. i like your shirt mate. what do the words on your shirt say? you what? your shirt says "wu-tan clan". who are they? sounds like a group of ninja supremacists. what do you mean i'm being racist? oh they're a rap group. not the one with tyler the creator? no wait i know this one with the AIDS guy, yeah, he bought their album that there was only one of or something. nah, i wouldn't like wu-tan i'm not really a fan of trap. do you like grime? mate, how long are you gonna take to roll that joint. give us a bit then. time passes i think it's done mate, sorry i did that thing where i don't realise it's a joint i think it's a cigarette so i don't pass it. i'm well bad with that, do you ever get that? you don't? have you got any more weed? oh. well i'd best go then mate, actually, i forgot i had a meeting with an appointment but yeah sound, what was your name again. cool. yeah see you later mate. oh by the way is your next door neighbour single? like in case it doesn't work out with sarah? what do you mean "fuck off" i thought we were friends.