"What a time to be alive", "Praise the Marvel gods"- actual quotes

Your Waifu is SHIT, pure FUCKING BULLSHIT! My Waifu, Koko-Chan, is sooooooo much better than your fucking piece of trash! I bet you go onto Google+ and use them in FUCKING Roleplay accounts like a little bitch! I happen to celebrate my Waifu's birthday every year and have 10 body pillows of them, all with built-in holes for my entertainment! I bet you just fucking fap to porn of them online, whilst I've dedicated my entire life to my sweet Koko-chan! I even attempted to marry her, but my parents said that as long as I were living in their basement, I would not marry her! Oh my princess, I can't wait for the day you can become a bot and become my sugoi sex slave, unlike your shitty and dumb piece of fan service trash! Fucking Baka! Now go cry in a corner whilst I spend the rest of my life worshipping a fictional girl and wasting my life indoors never communicating with other people and being antisocial, left to die a lonely death by myself with no loved ones around me! Hopefully you'll learn to choose better sugoi loli princesses to worship, like my dear sweet Koko-chan! So fuck you, you fucking stupid Baka!

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