I was travelling in a public bus back when I had just started my University. I was young and I mostly used to have a smile on my face even more strangers.

The guy sitting next to me must have been in his mid 50's. He started talking about random things, asking me about my University, my course, University life and other random things . He casually brought up the topic of finance during the Uni life and I laughed about how I always was low on savings due to my blatant spending habits. I also mentioned how my laziness was the reason I barely cook and I end up spending all my money on restaurants.

This guy, nods as if he understands my problems and all of a sudden fucking rests his arm on my thigh and goes - You look good, would be interested in being a male escort? The money is good, you will never be broke again.

I literally could not fucking believe what he had just said. I jist started to laugh as this clearly had to be some sort of joke. This motherfucker kept a straight face the whole time, explaining the perks and money involved. The next 15 mins of that bus ride were torturous. Gave me his card with his number as well before I left the bus lol.