1) It was a girl I was friends with, but not close friends. We we met on POF and hung out 6-10 times. Then one night we both just kind of made sex happen. It's almost like we both forced it upon ourselves to just do it and see what happens. About 5 pumps in I fart very loudly -- it was already really awkward -- and said, "well, I think that concludes the evening". To which she responded, "yup". Then I went home.

2) Met a girl. Went to her place. Started having sex because there wasn't much else to do. She just laid there with her head to the side. The term "dead-lay" would be an understatement. She literally did absolutely nothing. About 5 minutes in I was like, "Are...are you enjoying this...at all?". She said "it feels great" -- so I continue -- which she then followed with another 5 minutes of absolute nothingness. Me: "You really do not seem to be into this in anyway whatsoever". Her: "What do you expect me to do?". Me: "I dunno. Something. Anything". I wasn't purposely being a dick, I was just really creeped out because it was like having sex with a warm dead body.

3) It was a friend of mine who was known for basically fucking anyone. This girl was well past triple digits. She was all fucked up on drugs, and I was 3 sheets to the wind the night she decided to give me the at bat. Why I decided to sleep with her, I don't know. But I do remember that at some point there was dog shit in her bed, a condom, and about 45 seconds of intercourse . We both knew why I was there. We both knew that we would have to get really fucked up to bring ourselves to sleep with each other. An entire night of drugs and alcohol that climaxed with dog shit and giving up on sex after 45 seconds of physical effort.