She has done far worse to me. I will tell you right now, when you are living with someone for almost a decade, shit happens. She snuck up on me one day while I was zoned out and jump scared me and I slammed my elbow back into her rib cage and made her cry. Felt terrible about it, but I mean...she kind of brought it on herself. We'll be wrestling or whatever sometimes and my leg will slip off the couch or something and I'll knee her in the shin etc. It's just random mishaps and I usually get a titty twister in return when she gets mad about it.

That said, SHE has some demons. She is the meanest person I know when she is sleeping....allegedly sleeping. She's punched me, pinched me, kicked me, all kinds of crap in her sleep. One day, she was laying on her back, I was on my side facing her with my arm over her torso. Well, I wake up to her holding my wrist with one hand and has her nails dug into my forearm and slowly scraping her nails up my arm. I kind of nudged her awake enough that she stopped and kind of made some noise, I fell back asleep, maybe an hour later she was doing it again. I took my arm away and rolled over the other way haha.