What was the weirdest thing you have done in your life ?

so many things. i am super bad at people. in 5th grade all my friends were getting girlfriends, not me. i see one of my best friends go up to a girl and ask her to be his GF she says yes and ok cool, so i muster up my courage, walk up, and ask the same exact girl out not even 20 minutes later. it did not go well. another time a pretty girl who im certain had a crush on me walked up to me in the portables where we had our computer lab. also 5th grade btw, and the first brilliant thing from my mouth is "do you know the floor shook when you walked over here?" she wasnt fat but she almost immediately burst into tears and i felt like shit. the floor did shake but thats cause portables arent very sturdy. i have....a daunting number of my weird interactions especially with the fairer sex. i think im better now cause i have a girl who seems to like me but goddamn.

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