What is the worst/best cockblock you have ever given, gotten, or witnessed?

Wish i had got here sooner as i think i have a pretty good one. My friend had a girlfriend that just got a boob job so we were going to go out and celebrate her new boobs. Her, her friend with new boobs, my buddy and I all were at my house pre-gaming. Friend with new boobs says her cousin is coming over to join us in going out. Cousin gets there and is pretty hot so i set my sights on hopefully hooking up with her at the end of the night. Fast forward to the end of the night we are getting ready to drive home and we drop everyone off so it's just me, friend with new boobs driving, and her cousin. I haven't had a chance to make a move on cousin because this guy she knows showed up and ruined everything most of the night. We actually had to drive him to his place and drop him off, so we got him out of the way that's good. They're talking about dropping me off and her taking her cousin to her house to sleep and dropping her off at her car in the morning. This is not good because it messes with my plan to have sexy times with the cousin that night. As we're driving to my house, a cop pulls us over and friend with new boobs gets a DUI and arrested. Cops ask if either of us can drive, we're both smashed but cousin is way more drunk than i am. Cops give her a sobriety test and she somehow passes. They don't even give me one, just looks at me and tells me i definitely can't drive. Fuck that, she was way drunker than i was. She drives us back to my house and i ask if she wants to stay since probably not a good idea for her to drive. I also tell her friend with new boobs will have to stay in jail for the night and there's not much we can do. We end up making out on the living room floor before proceeding up to my bedroom. I felt bad for the friend with new boobs getting a DUI, but the cops were total bros for pulling her over therefore allowing me to get cousin back to my house alone. BOOM!

TLDR; cops arrested my friend's friend and gave her a DUI allowing me to take her cousin home and have sexy times.

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