What was the worst or most ridiculous thing you have ever done to a neighbor you hate or that was done to you by a hateful neighbor?

This is a pretty lame story but it amuses me. At my last house I had an alcoholic neighbor who would drink those tall cans of shit like keystone and then toss them over the fence into my yard while he was riding by on his mower. First thing I did was to walk over all friendly and ask him to stop. He stopped for about a month, then started again and so I would just passive aggressively toss them back. Eventually, I started collecting + returning the damned things but that's beside the point.

One day some of my chickens found a gap in the fence and started heading to his yard every morning to feed under his bird feeder, shit on his walkway and dig giant holes in his lawn to sun bathe. This pissed him off to the point that he put up no trespassing signs on my side of the fence with the words "people and chickens too" scrawled on it in sharpie. Mysteriously, my chickens kept finding gaps in the fence! After about a year of this my wife and I bought another house just down the same road and moved. When the sold sign went up he stated how happy he was by putting a nasty letter of celebration in my mailbox.

The folks who bought the house bought chickens and while driving by I've already seen about 5 of them digging around under his feeder this spring.

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