What was the worst sex you've ever had? Why did it suck?

So I'm a cook for a busy restaurant and was having a shit day at work with understaffing.. and I was mad, hoping some action at home would make things better. I've been with my other half a year now and my worst lasted almost an hour. I take my birth control pill so we can.. Y'know do the deed. He decided to put it in and then play World Chef on my phone while also looking at the messages his mom and I were sending back and forth(weird right?), for literally half of the duration. He finally puts my phone down and just as I get excited for the big finish (That I specifically took the damned pill for) he pulls it out into a wad of fucking tissues.. as I lay and watch in utter disappointment. Then he lays next to me and continues to play World Chef some more like nothing happened. Tells me he loves me then leaves the room. I have never been so bloody unimpressed with sex in all my time. I didn't even get a chance to get off myself because I was a just a tad pissed. Shit day at work and shit sex.. double whammy.

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