I can't decide, but maybe you can for me.
There was a shopping mall but it was pretty run down. The only place that was open was a grocery store. I ran in and asked to use the bathroom and was told employees only. I pleaded and said it was an emergency. "No!"
I ran out of the store holding my behind as my friend screams, "Looks like you need a bathroom, little boy!" Getting the attention of people in the parking lot.
I hightailed it to the back of the store and dropped my pants took a dump behind the grocery store. There were two kids riding bikes in the distance, I had no idea if they saw what I was doing. There was nothing to wipe but leaves. It was awful.
Luckily, my roommate had napkins in the car and demanded I use them, which I was happy to.
I did my business as fast as I could and tried not to look at the spiders. When I was done I went to flush and it didn't work. So, I left. Whoever had to clean that bathroom was in for a terrible day.