I hate my girlfriend's dog.

It's a spoiled, undisciplined, aggressive little brat who bites without warning or provocation. No amount of training, love, or affection has made this dog less of a cunt. It will come up to you to be pet, then out of nowhere it will latch on to your hand and try to tear it off.

And it isn't just me. It bites her, too. And her friends. And anyone, really. It's only a matter of time before it becomes a public issue.

It attacks our cats constantly without reason. Not typical cat & dog shenanigans; oh no, it chases our cat and tears chunks of fur out of them. It's behavior stresses out our other, significantly more awesome and loveable dog. It's loud and yappy. It shits on the floor. It pisses everywhere. It begs to be walked, but attacks you if you try to put a leash on it.

I honestly don't think I would be upset if it died, provided it was instantaneous and painless (I don't want it to suffer). But it would absolutely devastate my girlfriend, which is why I keep this thought to myself.

But seriously, fuck this dog. It is the epitome of a Chihuahua stereotype x10.

Fuck this dog.