What is the worst thing you have ever done at your workplace that could have gotten you fired but no one found out?

Worked at a place as a salesman where customers filled out surveys, and for every PERFECT survey, you were paid $100+ (depends on the month, but never less)

Well, it was pretty widespread, a lot of us were doing this. I would put a fake email that I had just created on the customers profile so that when the company went to email them the survey, they’d really be sending it to me. Obviously I’d give myself perfect scores and then every 5th one or so I’d botch it, just so it’s not obvious. Anyone who wasn’t doing it wasn’t getting nearly as much in bonus survey money, but the ones who were, were reeling in an extra $2k per month. It was awesome while it lasted.... I USUALLY bounce between IP addresses. McDonald’s, Starbucks, different McDonald’s and Starbucks. One time I fucked up and did the same McDonald’s 3 times in a row. They caught it, accused me, I denied denied denied. They said they could possibly fire me but they never did, I think it’s because they didn’t have proof that it was me at that IP address, but it’s obvious. Anyway, they just suspended my bonus pay for 6 months, to which I responded to by putting in my 2 weeks. No regrets, that company IS a huge scam.

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