What is the worst thing you've ever seen happen at a wedding?

Towards the tail end of the "flash mob" "craze" and way way after that wedding aisle recessional went viral, a friend arranged to have the wedding party dance down the aisle at her wedding... to a keyboard and synthesizer playing "time of my life".

But the groom clearly wasn't into this plan and somehow this wasn't resolved BEFORE THE WEDDING and we all got to witness their first fight, minutes after vows were exchanged, when the music starts and she starts tapping him to start dancing and he doesn't moved. Then she starts smacking him on his arm and he's not dancing. She yells at him and starts dancing down the aisle. As the bridesmaids and groomsmen go down the aisle, every single bridesmaid dances and every single groomsman walks stonefaced.

The couple was NOT present during the cocktail hour and were apparently fighting more and making up.

The reception began with the wedding party coming in on hobby horses and cowboy hats. The wedding was in new Jersey and nobody was even remotely country. The party goers were confused.

Then the couple did one of those junior high school slow dances (hold waist, twirl slowly) for a six minute extended cut of that Aerosmith song from Deep Impact, while a fog machine slowly filled the poorly ventilated room and they were projected on TWO big screens on opposite sides of the room, twirling slowly. Between the fog and there unchoreographed six minutes dance, the bulk of the reception hall emptied out to other areas of the venue. Which caused the bride to send out her wedding party to round up attendees and berate them for going outside during the first dance.

Yea. That's about it. I remember it being much more cringe, but compared to some of these, this is barely worth posting. But I typed it up before realizing it's tameness, so you are stuck with it.

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