What is the worst thing you've ever seen happen at a wedding?

I went to a cousins wedding.. church part was all nice and went off without a hitch. The revolution of sanity occurred shortly after pre-gaming at a bar prior to the reception where a bunch of booze fueled idiots tried to fight someone for wearing an Eagles jersey in Steelers country...

Fast forward a bit and the groom has disappeared only to be found slapping his cousin on his mother’s side in the face, repeatedly, because the kid said he was suicidal.. the bride was absolutely livid at this because she was no longer the center of attention so she disappears and comes back changed into casual wear. The reception ended, but the party continued in the hotel. I was walking room to room to scrounge beers and I witnessed the suicidal kid sitting in a chair watching hotel porno.. the bride did this amazing WWE style jump off the ropes bullshit across the room and started wailing on this kid for ruining her wedding day. It was her second or third wedding, so I don’t know why she was so upset.

Anyway, my family wonders why I don’t talk to them.

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