What would you do if a girl said your girlfriend is ugly in front of her and you?

Nothing. I would simply cease to acknowledge her existence from that point forward. I'll act as if she isn't there and looking right past her. I'll interrupt her as she's talking to people like she's not speaking. If the space between her and the other person is large enough and I feel like talking to that person, I'll walk right in front of her and start talking to the person. If the other person brings it up, I'll just be like "I have no idea who you're talking about." They say, "*insert name*, right there", I won't even look over and respond "Doesn't look like anybody to me."

In other words, I'm going to get petty as fuck, but I'm doing it my way.

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