What would a "Mac vs. PC" commercial talk about today?

Yeah, you're right.

I'm going to try again.

Mac: It's like a socialist dictatorship. We know what you want peassant, everyone gets the same thing. We produce some nice shit, but we're also trapping you here so you can't leave. You don't like how we do things....yes you do. Worship the state and wait in our store lines like everyone else.

Linux: It's like capitalism. Everybody can do whatever they want, development moves faster due to less regulation. Fails to provide continuing support for niche low demand services. Weaker users struggle to keep up.

Windows: Like a fascist Germany. At one point, they were the dominant force and not to be messed with, but then the world regulatory bodies broke them apart. Big business to an extreme. They had some issues getting back on their feet, but new leadership came in and capitalism ideas spread. A big change came from turning their former enemy linux into an ally. They learned from linux and are quickly gaining newfound prosperity.

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