You know what son? In our 22 years since you were born not once have you ever brought anyone home. In fact I have never seen you bring anything of significance home. Not a trophy, not a reward, not even a damn friend. Do you realise how much I lie to the boys at the club about you? All of their sons are going to college and getting their degrees. I just keep telling them my boy is too busy finding himself with his new job to go to college now.. Every single day I regret having you, I should have left when you were born but I loved your mother too much. That sure changed when you came along. Now I cant leave because I have yes money because of your parasitic ways. You are such a disappointment as a son. You have yes friends, yes ambitions and absolutely yes idea how to be an asset to society.