What is your best flirting technique?

According to the Prince of Persuasia, there are three steps to persuading women:

Trap your princess: Physically corner her in a room, and eventually, in your life. Insult your princess: Insult her face, her body, her brain, her car. The lower her self-esteem, the higher your chances, bro. It's been biologically proven, by me! Brag. Not lying, but close. Make up a story about how you single-handedly murdered a wild animal. Your story is gonna release a hormone deep inside her body called "insatia." It makes women ovulate . . . for sex!

In addition to these three steps, the Prince of Persuasia provides tips to help seduce your princess:

Dress like her dad, it releases a hormone called Moanatonin. When you get into an elevator with a woman, press a higher number than her and then make a big deal about it. Push her in a lake. Be one of the tallest guys in the bar and brag about how long your butt crack is. Sing a song that you supposedly heard on the radio and then make fun of her for not knowing it. Use the word idiot. NEVER make her pancakes, force her to make YOU pancakes, in the middle of the night. /s

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