Aight so one day in 7th grade I was in the cafeteria, and as we left I forgot my binder there. I didn't notice it was gone until history class. So as always, I assumed the most natural thing - some asshole had stolen it. No one had really stolen it, but people were really acting like they had - trying to hide what was inside their desks, not letting me see what was in their backpacks, etc. Eventually someone told me that it might be in the cafeteria.

So I went there, and got it, and by the time I came back, the whole class was super noisy and the teacher couldn't teach anything anymore because everyone was so noisy. They had really walked into it, but here's what happened. So the teacher YELLS and finally everyone shuts up, then the teacher says everyone had to come to her class tomorrow instead of going to lunch. I guess it wasn't completely my fault, but I definitely could have avoided getting hated by everyone in the school if I was more careful.

But wait! That's not the end of the story. Later that class I had to go to the bathroom and apparently I came back with toilet paper sticking out of my ass. God I was dumb.