Went to go visit my sister in Oregon last year during the summer. She picked me up from the airport and brought me back to her apartment where this guy happened to be wandering around walking his dog outside. nbd. She introduces me and it turns out he is her "really cool" neighbor who helped her move in. Fast forward to that night. I'm in the living room after she had gone to bed, and I look out the window (2nd floor of the apartment) and they dude is fucking standing out there just staring at me (no dog this time). I close the blinds and just pretend it didn't happen.

Next day we wake up so she can show me around her work (big company in Portland with a cool campus) he happens to be outside again with his dog this time as we are leaving. After a little conversation I learn that his apartment is on the other side of the complex. He has no reason to come over to this area. I also learn that he was moving that day to his new place. He invites us to see this new house the next day.

Fast forward next day, we go over there and the house is quaint but charming and in the middle of nowhere an hour outside of Portland. We go inside and he, for some reason didn't seem like he expected me to be there. He shows us around and then sits us down to pass the peace pipe. I was like "ehh idk if I wanna smoke with this guy."

Anyway, after about 5 minutes he started bringing her a ton of gifts. Then out of nowhere asked how her sex life was (3 of us on his couch. Shoulder to shoulder with her in the middle). I'm like O.O uhh.