What is your Blue Falcon Story?

Does it have to be a Buddy or can it be generic Blue on Blue bull shit?

Because if its the latter I could tell the story again about the Airmen who got arrested and threatened with an Article for stopping a drunk and armed NCO from beating his wife.

Or I could tell the time that I was threatened with an Article after an OSI investigation cleared me of criminal charges after a couple of carpet munchers called the police on me for walking into a comm closet, to do comm closet things, as a comm guy, with comm equipment.

Maybe the time I had my ass grabbed by a gay Airmen (as in the he was open about liking dudes) while myself being an Airmen and as I tried to hit him with a ladder I was restrained by my co-workers. Leadership tried to punish me for how I handled the situation with zero recourse against this kid even though the cock smoker admitted he grabbed my ass because he thought I was a closet gay. Only reason things were dropped was because I threatened to file sexual assault charges. Just let me fucking smack the hid across the face with the ladder and be done with it...

Perhaps I could tell you about the time that that I was talking to my First Sergeant about the issues I had during a deployment, and how they all revolved around coming back to my current base and because of the stress my pistol clicked without a bullet in the chamber one day. Apparently the part of the story where I said I was deployed 3 years ago was lost and I was taken to the ER and an entire assignment put on hold because because they wanted me to see Mental Health... which funny story, I had been seeing them for 3 years by that point.

I could also tell the story about how Mental Health canceled an assignment to Osan because they didn't want me to PCS to a base with no medical facilities. Osan. So we're all on the same page, they didn't want me to got o OSAN, because of the "lack of medical facilities and treatment options." They had to put me on medication after this because I did not respond well to it...

Could talk about the leadership who cover up for civilians and are extremely open about it because they are afraid of recourse from the unions. I am talking about covering up criminal activity (taking equipment that should be returned to DRMO and trying to ebay it) as well as general fuckery as lying about shit which could qualify as sabotage and trying to pin it on Airmen, in which case the Airmen are punished even with evidence to the contrary.

How about that that time I was told that I should have just killed myself by my flight super because I'd be one less person he'd have to worry about.

Maybe that time that we almost got our shit blown up some Talibansalvanians and our SMSgt wrote a CAM for himself but refused to write, or even pass through the ones for his other 3 Airmen in the convoy because "they were in the other truck" and could not verify the actions we took. For the record, he was in the tail vehicle, us in the front, any decision making came from our SUV.

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