What is your class valedictorian doing now?

Since we didn't have weighted gpas, we had about 17 valedictorians in our class of 680 kids since everyone with a 4.0 technically was valedictorian. Names are changed for obvious reasons. I can't remember all of them but here we go:

Perfect slightly drunk and overly busy asian girl- Was head of the acceptance of nonneaurotypical people club, head of FBLA, head of Speech and debate, ASB president. According to /u/ryandriggett. She was satan to anyone she had power over. Went to USC and became a little bit a lot promiscuous. It surprises everyone that she can hold her liquor despite being all of 5 foot zero. Majoring in business. Still has a 4.0 gpa according to sources. According to other sources has gotten slightly pudgy around the middle section.

Jew bois extroardinairs 1 and 2- Jewboi 1 was my neighbor and the other was always at my neighbors house. They were stereotypical california white boys who wore a lot of brotanks and cargo shorts. Both part of the football team their freshman and sophmore years, but dropped to focus on their studies, but still did track and volleyball respectively. Jewboi 1 was head of electronics club, and jewboi 2 was head of some club promoting love among students. Jewboi 1 goes to UCSC for Physics. Jewboi 2 goes to cornel for electrical engineering. Formerly: 6/10 and 8/10 in looks respectively. Now: 7/10 and 5.5/10(he dyed his hair blonde despite being a natural red head)

Literally perfect football boy(super stereotypical)-The most stereotypical football boy ever. Played every sport except baseball. Now plays football at amherst and studies some sort of engineering I think. Formerly: 9.5/10 due to hype. Now: 6/10 he's really not that attractive, but has nice pectoral muscles.

Chinese boys 1-4 - all were in electronics club and coding club. I have a vendetta against them since they said my code was ineficient. BOOO BOOO THAT IS A LIE. BOOO. All are at UC Berkely for Computer engineering and/or Electrectical engineering. According to my berkely friends, these 4 are all still friends and never go outside. Such is the life of a CS student

The Tietz's- Twins. Blonde. Took classes at the community college after sophmore year. Both at different small liberal arts colleges now studying comparative literature and french. Aparently one has gotten fat, and the other has gotten into the dank life style of smoking weed everyday. Both still have 4.0 . Jolean- Loud voice. Very dark sense of humor. Talked to her a week ago. Still has a loud voice. Still has a dark sense of humor. At UCDavis doing biology.

Indian girls 1-3-All very nice. I enjoyed their presence. They were all very helpful at group projects. Indian girl 1 is at caltech and still undeclared, but is leaning towards mechanical engineering. Indian girls 2-3 are at UC Merced for biochem and doing premed.

Mathew Yama- complained to me about not getting laid in high school. Continues to complain to me in college about not getting laid. Such is the life of a CS student. Has not eaten in the past 3 years. Too busy coding, and having pipedreams about being the next steve jobs. He is not mean enough. Formerly: 5.4/10 Now: 5.4/10

Indian Bois 1-3 didn't know them well. All doing CS.

Amie yao- Nuclear engineering UC berkely. Super innocent then super innocent now

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