What is your "crazy roommate" story?

My first roommate in college brought back guys to our room after I went to bed. I'm a heavy sleeper so I didn't really mind.

She brought back a guy she met at a party one day who told her he was an undercover cop. He looked about 18 years old but she was worried and tried to convince him that she was over 21. He wasn't believing her and it was so hilarious that I was texting my boyfriend the situation. She asked me who I was texting, I told her, and she leapt off her bed to take my phone and text that we were coming over immediately. Beyond confused, I watched as she told the guy in the room that we had to go to my boyfriend's room and he better go. He left and I said, oh okay an excuse for him to leave. She looked at me like I was ridiculous and said no we're going to see your boyfriend. Now neither I nor my boyfriend wanted her to see her but she led me out the door calling my boyfriend's roommate to tell him she was coming to see him.

On the way over she asked me seriously, do you think that guy was really an undercover police officer? I of course said no. Unconvinced, she asked me how sure I was and how I could be so sure. So I asked her where he lived and she cited a dorm building. So I said 100% sure and she still didn't believe me. At my boyfriend's dorm we sat in a circle and made very awkward small talk for about an hour. Nobody wanted to be there except for her. It was a very odd evening.

Another day I told her that my family and I would be back one afternoon after a break. I walked in with my mom and brother and she was in the shower. I unpacked, heard talking, and saw men's boots and pants in the room. She came out of the bathroom only wearing a towel in front of my mom and teenage brother and bent over in front of him to grab her and her new boyfriend's clothes.

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