What is your favorite Eminem lyric?

I come home every single day from working double shifts

And stop along the way to pick you up a couple gifts

I come inside and you pretend you miss me when you kiss me

Then you diss me and we strenuously fight continuously

Again you frisk me, for numbers trying to bust me

It must be only just because you never learned to trust me

Plus we only grovel only irrelevant issues

To many tissues, for my feelings you misuse

I buy you jewelry, you make a fool of me

I bring you diamond rings you say I'm bad at timing things

So what's a man to do when all i hand to you is handed back to me

You act to be this gangsta bitch, that ain't what first attracted me

I used to love your company now you always bugging me

For information and you tell your friends you plan on dumping me

So I'ma wait for your evacuation

Cause every accusation makes me wanna smack your face in

See I've never been so sure, and your just insecure

So my solution to your jealousy presents a cure

I recommend you take your things and check them in

Look at the nervous wreck I'm in, I need my second wind, Say What?

Verse 2: I used to be a puppet and a sucker for your silent treatments

I used to be intoxicated with your sweet sense

Until the day I started following your feetprints

And tapping in your phone conversations through the heat vents

It made complete sense, there's someone else you like

So I confronted you and asked you who was Mike?

And you was like, (sampled) I need a new nigga

Someone rich that I could follow

And you'll be over me by the time you see tomorrow

Leaving me in sorrow, Brandy never felt so broken hearted

I fell apart when you departed then the joking started

I was an open target, you play comedian

And I became the laughing stock. but now I'm on my feet again

And so we meet again, your acting like an ex-wife

All in my sex life, I got a message from Phife

He goes, "You didn't want me to see you then, I don't want you now"

Take a towel, wipe your brow, quit trying to hunt me down

You run me down and now your trying to apologize

For all the lies and everytime you made me ball my eyes

Because I got a bigger wallet size, you wanna swing it

Jealousy is in the house ya'll, Fellas sing it...


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