Resident Advisor (RA) at my college dormitory. Seen a bunch of shit...
-2 guys nailing an asian chick while filming it.
-Some dude on the college football team with literally a pound of marijuana right out in the open of his living room (saw it during a fire-alarm inspection).
-One kid died of sudden heart failure in his dorm.
-One girl was raped by another RA who had keys to all the dorms.
-At a super bad weekend where guys from the military base would cruise the university apartments looking for college girls, one of them fell over the side of the building. I called an ambulance. Then some military guys stole the ambulance, drove it down the street, and crashed it.
-Numerous race-related fights between Samoans and other Pacific Islanders (they all hate each other). The only thing they have in common is that they all hate white people more than anyone else.
-One girl gave birth in her bathroom.
-Caught a group of guys who would randomly toss out fire-crackers out the dorm window at 3am, waking up the entire complex. This went on for months until one night I happen to saw them toss it out the window. I yelled out to them that "I caught you!". I knew they'd get away with it since I had no visual proof, so I didn't report it. Days go by when one dude comes up to me and says, "Hey did you ever catch those guys who threw the fire crackers out the window?" That's when I knew when it was HIM.
-Saw one guy, really cool guy, get evicted from student housing for tossing a banana peel out the window, and the Housing Director happen to see it. Seemed a bit unfair to evict the guy.
-Once, as the RA, I was "on-call" which meant I had the beeper for students to beep me when they were locked out of their dorm. My room mate and I (also an RA) got drunk that night and climbed the fence to the university pool and jumped off the high-dive. Campus security heard the splash! and chased us. We got away. Then I realized I left the god damn fucking beeper at the pool. We ninja'd our way back over the fence, snagged the beeper, and got away with it.