What is your guilty pleasure?

As a woman:

  1. Complete enjoyment of sex-- Sometimes even more than my partner.

  2. Masturbating-- And having the ability to orgasm at any given moment.

  3. Going bra-less-- More specifically, removing my bra when I get home, and/or wearing a shirt that allows me to not wear a bra.

  4. Passing for an 18 y/o-- as a 35 y/o, and a college student, having the ability to physically and "mentally" fit in with my classmates is rewarding. I'm not immature or anything, I'm just up on all the latest tech, and/or slang etc., so they all assume I'm one of them--Meaning, fresh out of high school, with no family if my own, living off my parents etc. So until I disclose the fact I'm divorced and have two children, they are literally clueless. And after learning about my life, they still think I'm no older than 25 y/o

  5. Giving Zero Fucks--In general... I do what I want, whenever I want, however I choose to.

It's taken me a long time to get to this point in life (obviously close to 35 yrs), but now that I'm here, I'm going to enjoy it. I've learned enough to know that giving zero fucks doesn't mean that you have to be an asshole. Rather, you learn how to not let other's decisions, words, actions, criticisms, motivations etc., affect you in any way is meaningful--especially negatively meaningful. Everything you do in life is dependent on you and your ability to make the right decisions for you. You have to take care of yourself before you can care for others. I used to believe that thinking that way is a selfish way to view life, but it's not. It's actually a selfless view because if you don't care for yourself first, you'll wound up incapable of caring for others. Just like on a plane when the flight attendant tells you to put the oxygen mask on yourself before a person who may not be able to put one on his/herself during an emergency--same concept applies with giving zero fucks. Only given one fuck :)

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