Oh God, my freshman year I had one roommate who was do some shit about every other day. • We met about a week before he moved in and he seemed great, smallish guy, kinda hairy, German descent, and super energetic. • The first day he moves in, he pisses his bed. • Must of had chronic night terrors because I could hear him whimpering through the first few nights • About two months later, starts this habit of kicking open my door in to wake me up at 6:30-7:00ish, mind you this was every morning and my classes started at 10:00 3 days a week • Real athletic type, always wanted to go on jogs every day, play ultimate every weekend, and almost constant tossing baseballs around; of course you had to go along with it • Was a nudist, so constant dong hanging, and one hormonal son of a bitch too, way too many woodies • Wouldn't finish his food and left his dishes dirty • Once he just shit himself out of nowhere (got on the title floor too) •Ass would always try to bum food off of every one he saw, even if he was allergic to it. Best part of all is that I got this guy my second semester, and now my third. Even though I'm going to transfer to another school soon, the current housing is cheap, so I'm with the son of a bitch for a foreseeable future.