I started nursing school in 2014 straight out of high school. I was always the fat short awkward kid no one liked (5'9 well over 300 lbs.) When I first went to school I dormed to try and start a new life. All went well, and I had friends, lost my virginity, and even grew/lost weight ( I'm now 20 at 6'5 and 290 lbs)
Getting to the point the last real "I am an idiot" moment was my first real rugby party. I was never a big drinker, but smoked a lot. I was 18 and my dorm neighbor Ronny was 21 so we drove to the gas station to get drinks for a party. Me being the innocent man bought four four lokos because I was a big dude and figured I could handle them. Long story short I ended up drinking all four watermelon four lokos in under and hour.
We get to the rugby house hosting the party, and everything seems to be going pretty good. Three distinct memories I had were 1) I slipped down the last few steps of the stairs and fell on my Ass embarrassed 2) I convinced my drunk coach to throw a beer at the old plasma screen in the living room. It didn't cool work it was just a place holder. 3 Ronny being the idiot lied to a kid in the navy about being in a marines so that kid proceeded to deck him in the face, I proceeded to do it right back because hey, he's my friend.
Next morning I wake up to a foul smell in my dorm Room (I shared it was a kid named Cody, sweet kid who evidentially was terrified of me.) I look around and see that there's vomit EVERYWHERE on his side of the room. Now when I say everywhere I mean on his bed, in his closet with his clothes, his drawers, even his backpack was filled with vomit.
Talking to a few people, I found out my three memories were a bit skewed. 1) I fell down the entire flight of stairs and cracked my head on the floor, when people tried to help me I pushed them away constantly saying "I am a samurai apprentice" 2) replace convinced with ordered, and replace beer can with beer keg, utterly destroying the entire tv, and causing a huge mess in the living room 3) I got so mad I didn't actually pinch the kid, but picked him up army style, and proceeded to slam Him into our fence, taking down two sections, before throwing up on him and walking back inside.
As for my roommates side of the room, I ended up spending 6 hours cleaning everything, and buying him 2 new textbooks.
TL:DR drank four fourlokos caused mass mayhem at a party, injured myself pretty badly, and vomited over every little thing my roommate owned in the middle of the night.