What is your most awkward sex story?

I’m still a virgin but I have a funny almost had sex story lol so basically I was hanging out with this girl and I took too much canabis oil. I was tripping out and soooo paranoid. She convinced me to come back to her house after the concert. My heart was literally beating like crazy and I just kept feeling like I was in a movie and every 10 seconds was a different day. I also just kept overthinking every single thought. I started praying out loud hoping I wasn’t like this forever lol anyways we get on the bed and start watching Napoleon dynamite but I’m still tripping out. She then just starts making out with me. We’re making out on the bed and she tried to slide my woody in her but I was just so paranoid because I didn’t have a rubber and I’m a germaphobe. I start telling her “I don’t have a condom tho” she then tells me “it’s okay you can cum on my stomach” fast forward some more kissing and I end up just getting a hand job and I ended up coming on her bed sheets.

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