What was your most "I had no idea they wanted to have sex with me until" moment?

A friend of mine came over to hang out one night at my apartment and we spent an hour or so just chatting with my roommate. She eventually stood up and announced she wanted to "nap" in my room so I let her in and closed the door, returning to my roommate. About 30 minutes went by before my phone lit up with her text message: "Are you an idiot or what?". A horrible realization crashed over me and I rushed into my room and frantically started searching for a condom in my desk drawer. I was acutely aware that every second felt like a minute and I felt the sexual energy dissipate with every drawer searched. When I finally found a condom she was getting dressed and told me the moment had passed.

I am a fucking idiot.

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