Story time read this in Eric Andre': voice:
Last month, It's Halloween, and I went downtown dressed as a cowboy or "Bad Hombre". I took a hit of acid around 7pm and I'm just feeling my own waves. As I'm bar hoping, I came across this petite blonde, I've had some small interactions with, I did find her hot but, never really thought anything of her. We have different tastes, different social statuses. She tells me we need to hang out sometime and I'm peaking on the acid, so I'm just shrugging it off saying yeah yeah.
A few hours go by, it's about midnight, I'm with friends at a different bar, the acid isn't as strong anymore. To be honest, I wasn't really feeling it much at all. I take a capsule of molly. By 1, I'm feeling pretty damn good.. then, the blonde starts calling me! But, I never exchanged numbers with her?! She's calling me through the FB messenger app. Feeling wavy, I answer, and she's incoherent. I'm thinking she's in trouble! I snap back to reality and I'm asking "Hello? Are you okay? What? You want me to pick you up? Where are you?".
I somehow managed to get a lyft, I manage to find where she tells me she needs to be picked up from.. and.. she's fine. She's not in any trouble. She's with her friends from earlier. I open the window, call her name out, without a second thought, she jumps right in the car. Remember I'm on molly and calming off acid, and had a few drinks. I'm confused. I don't know what to do with her. "You uh.. wanna go get a drink?" She agrees to it. We go to a bar near my house. We have a shot, it's almost 3AM, I look and her and and blatantly ask "So, what do you wanna do now?" And she doesn't have an answer. I'm crashing. It's all starting to take a toll on me, so I reply, in a almost begging manner, with "Wanna go back to my place? I can take you back to your car in the morning." She agrees.
We get to my house and we both crashed hard. The next day, we both wake around 12PM, somehow after all I took the night before, I'm able to get horny, and we start going at it. This girl is a freak. She wants it rough, she wants to be choked, she wants to be deep throated, she's dominate, I'm dominate so we're just giving it to each other. She then screams "cum inside of me!" My eyes widen, I reply as I'm on top thrusting, "huh?" She screams "Please, I want you to fill me with your cum, please!". I haven't came inside a woman in a while and to tell you the truth, I love it. It feels amazing. I say fuck it, I do it. It was pure nirvana. We both fall into each other's arms, both breathing heavily, we laugh. She says "Dont worry, I'm on birth control" and explains having a guy orgasm inside of her is her fetish. We do it all over again two more times before I took her to her car.
Halloween was crazy.