What is your NSFW secret you are NOT proud of?

Was with the same guy I lost my virginity to and was also my highschool heart, for years. I was very sexually closed off and private. After he cheated on me and we broke it off a switch flipped in my head. There was a guy at work that hit on me my entire relationship, he was very attractive but I'm also very monogamous and faithful so I always shut him down. I'd never hooked up with anyone in my life on a whim, but I was so angry and heartbroken I decided to give him a chance. He already had my number because of work so I messaged him and within a few hours of texting turns out he wanted to hook up and have sex in a cemetery. No I didn't see a red flag at the time. This was way out of my comfort zone but I didn't care, I wanted to get back at my ex, even though he would never know it was sort of like a personal vendetta for my own sanity.

One night after work I picked this guy up and we drove to the cemetery. Ended up getting it on and suddenly blue and red lights appear behind my truck. A cop came up to the window and I was completely naked. It was the most embarrassing and horrific moment of my life to date. The cop shined his light on me and asked what we were doing and immediately I asked him it I could get dressed. He was younger and attractive too so that was even more embarrassing. He blushed and told me he'd wait by his car while we put our clothes back on. He didn't give us a ticket but I felt pretty judged at that moment. To this day I don't know if he had a body cam on or anything like that, but that's something I am definitely not proud of. We ended up going to a nature trail in the bay area and finishing there. Really fun night, definitely a memory worth keeping because it's pretty hilarious and something I would have never done in a million years otherwise.

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