When I was 8 I was staying at my nan's and it was the night of my sister being born. My mother was in the hospital and moms Bf and my nan was there giving her support. I was left alone in the house with someone I have never met and he doesn't speak very good english, he was an old family friend with a complicated background. However being young and no parents to tell me what I can eat, I made myself some cluster fuck of a meal; it was something like beans, bacon, hash brown, pork, donner kebab and chips. All thrown into one wrap.. Drizzled that in burger sauce too.
Fastforward to about 11pm. I thought it was going to be a fart but I full on shat my self, wet and runny like.. sludge. I was on the parent bed too... light blue sheets.
I panicked, too scared to go down stairs to seek help or go to the bathroom (which was also downstairs). I used paper from the printer to wipe my ass. Threw the sheets in the bin along with everything im wearing. I cleaned my self and got the bed sheets in the bin. Somewhat cleaned my self enough to put on pants, get shirt + jammy bottoms on. Put bin outside and went bathroom clean my self up properly. Awesome!
However the bin absolutely stinks.. of my shit. I proceeded to use up ALL of my mom's bf's deodorant but it didn't change the smell. 2 Cans later and I move on to his after shave, he had these little bottles of after shave of atleast 10 different types. I dont recall exact size but there were minis. I used probably like 4 or 5 to try cover that smell.